The Cutlery Chronicles

Sunday, 28 December 2014

Week 1: INDIA - Mumbai → Goa

Image of the week: Crawford Market, Mumbai (more images at end of post)
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Where in the world

Mumbai for three nights. Flight to Goa. Three nights in South Goa.

Thoughts

Mumbai is as chaotic and alive as I expected it to be. I feel like I've barely knocked on its door with just three days there, but we're back in a couple of weeks to visit a relative of Matt's, and I'm very much looking forward to round two.

The first of the senses to get a full on assault are the ears. Horn-honking is unrelenting. It's custom to honk when you overtake the car in front, to act as a warning. As everyone is always overtaking and undercutting everyone else, every car honks all of the time. Constantly. It does not stop. The driving here - particularly from the taxi drivers who rent a different car each day and therefore don't care if the one they're in gets scuffed - is the most suicidal I've seen. There is no concept of lanes, car widths, speed limits, keeping to one side of the road, keeping any sort of distance, braking, or seatbelts.

I braced myself for the poverty - the homeless, the desperate, the wretched. Whist whole families call little more than a corner of road their home, look past the the superficial layers of possession and ownership so important in the western world, and you'll often see faces that seem content and dare I say it - even happy. The children smile and play, pots of food bubble over portable gas stoves, and families sit around to eat together and play card games at meal times.

Yes, the city is dusty and polluted and pretty grubby in places, and the rats are much bigger than the ones in New York, and entirely fearless. But they're all symptoms of a city with a lot of people and a lot of industry. Indians are an enterprising lot - there's evidence of work or trade in every nook and cranny of the city. Be that from the women selling strings of flowers to passers-by for a few rupees, to the guy who's sole business is selling single cigarettes and tea from his portable stall, to the suited hotshot city lawyers and bankers, to the thin but supernaturally strong elderly men hauling fully loaded wooden carts the length of two cars up inclines. These people are not afraid of hard work, and they've each found their own way to earn a crust.

With hard work, comes much needed rest. If it's a flat surface area, don't be surprised to find someone sleeping on it. And deep sleep they seem to manage, dead to the world amongst the commotion and smog and cows and endless activity. More often than not, it's workers catching some shut-eye between shifts, as the commute home might be too far for them to bother. Especially true if they've come from far-off villages in search of work and have yet to find, or can't afford, a roof over their heads.

Then there's the other end of Mumbai's spectrum - the glossy, polished, well-heeled part. The affluent shop in Whole Foods and Marks and Spencers in the pristine air-conditioned malls, speak to eachother only in English, and live in some of the most expensive real estate in the world. Business is booming in Mumbai, and it's not hard to tell who's benefiting.

I couldn't help but notice barely any westerners out and about in the city - we must have seen a handful over the three days. I don't doubt they were there, I just suspect they were holed up in their five star hotels missing out on all the action and fantastic food outside. Which is a great shame.

Goa is a Facebook check-in dream. Plush hotels, beautiful sunsets, gorgeous beaches, great nightlife. It's a place where people stay in their resorts, and spend most of the day lazing about taking shots of palm trees and 'I <3 Goa' they've scrawled into the sand. There are also a lot of Russians there, so much so that some restaurant signs are only in Russian.

I didn't get a chance to get around much for a proper feel of the place, which is annoying (see transport note further down). But I did eat some great food (also further down), catch a few rays and find the time to write this post. So, silver linings.

The best things I ate this week

What to eat in Mumbai

Sabudana wada. Soaked sago (tapioca balls), potato, ground peanuts, chilli, coriander, lemon juice, rolled into balls, then deep fried. I had this at Prakash in Dadar, Mumbai. Cheap as chips, and featured in the New York Times no less. Thank you to @imbevda for taking us here.

Misal. Two types of lentils, puffed rice, potato, fried savoury bits, onion, coriander, lime, topped with a spicy gravy. Also at Prakash.

Raj kachori. A big puri filled with yoghurt, chutneys, sprouts, chana (chickpeas), potato, fried crispy bits. At Elco in Bandra, Mumbai. This place started as a streetfood stall and got so popular and successful that they moved to bricks and mortar - a common story in London too. Thank you to @lovetolivetoeat and @toxicbaker for taking us there.

Chicken dhansak. Had at the legendary Ripon Club in Mumbai. A Parsi members-only institution, famed for their mutton dhansak buffet on Wednesdays (but chicken the day we visited). Dhansak is a Parsi dish of daal, meat (mutton or chicken) with caramelised rice. Thank you to pastry chef and distant relative of Matt's, Mehernosh of @celebrations_fine_confections for inviting us in and hosting us. Also enjoyed with Indian food and wine writer @antoinelewis.

Kharvas. It's the milk from a cow when it has just given birth, therefore at it's most rich, cooked down with sugar, cardamom, a bit of nutmeg and saffron. It's made into a wobbly solid that's cut into and sold as slippery cubes. I bought some off a street vendor in Mumbai, after reassurance from a local foodie first. Tastes like rice pudding.

left: chicken dhansak buffet at the Ripon Club, Mumbai right: pani puri at Elco, Bandra, Mumbai

From top left: sabudana wada; raj kachori; myself and the other half with Jagruti (@lovetolivetoeat), Jahan (@toxicbaker) and Sameer (@FoodBloggerAI); misal

What to eat in Goa

Beef assad. A dish typical to the region, expect outstandingly tender chunks of roast beef in a spicy gravy, cooked with garlic, turmeric, onions, vinegar, cinnamon, cloves and cardamom. It reminded me a lot of a Mauritian roast beef dish my mum makes, and I suspect any similarities between Goan and Mauritian cuisine are thanks to the Portuguese influence.

This was had at Fisherman's Wharf in Salcette, south Goa. It was recommended, and didn't disappoint. It was in fact so good (and so reasonable), we went back a second night. Order from the 'Stay Goan' part of the menu, and expect fiery dishes full of flavour at around £2.50 each.

Also very much enjoyed there were the masala fried crab (sucking on legs with spicy red crab juice dripping down your forearms - fantastic), prawn balchao (prawns in a spicy red gravy), chicken carfreal (marinated in a paste of chillies, coriander leaves, ginger, garlic and peppercorns), and pan-fried kingfish in Goan spices.

Street food must-eat

I'd come to Mumbai having already heard about vada pav. They're sometimes referred to as the city's take on a vegetarian burger; seeing as it's fast food, cheap, and a filling betwixt two buns, that's sort of accurate. But let me tell you, I'd have these over a burger most days.

They are spicy potato balls deep fried in gram flour, with a lick of hot garlic green chutney, all between two halves of a soft bun. They are salty, spicy and the cheapest thing we've had. 30 rupees for these two, which is roughly 30p.

You can get them on every street corner in Mumbai, but there are only about five stalls that do them particularly well. We had ours from Dheeraj Vada Pav in Juhu, opposite Mithibai College, Vile Parle West in Mumbai. Thank you to @lovetolivetoeat and @toxicbaker for taking us there.

A strong contender for favourite thing to pass my lips this week.

vada pav - Mumbai

vada pav, Mumbai

Local lingo

Faadu - superb.

Said in the Hindi slang of Mumbai, which is generally used by the working class - locals in market areas, people on public transport etc. Not considered a very stylish or cultured dialect, but you might rouse a surprised smile if you say it to a trader after you've haggled him down for a kaftan at Crawford Market.

train travel in Mumbai

Did you know?

I'd always seen Indian trains travelling along with their doors open in films and documentaries on TV, but I don't think I quite realised they stay open, for the whole journey, even when steaming along at 40-50 miles per hour.

When it's rush hour and there are more bodies on board than the transport can contain, the last in hold on with one arm, barely enough floor space to place a foot, with most of their bodies hanging out of the door. The local who was with us said he'd seen people die in front of his eyes falling onto the tracks during the daily commute.

My insider tips

Crossing the road. Every time you do so in Mumbai, you dice with death - there's no sugar-coating it. Pedestrian crossings are rare to non-existant.

Their occasional presence at the really big junctions are mostly pointless, considering the kamikaze taxi drivers and auto-rickshaws have little concept of red lights, slowing down because a child might be crossing, or the value of life in general.

So, to minimise the chance of injury, I was advised by a local to follow these instructions when crossing the road: 1) walk in front of the oncoming traffic with purpose 2) turn towards the car careering towards you at 35 miles an hour and raise your hand as a signal for it to stop, and the most important bit 3) make assertive eye contact with the driver as you're doing this.

Commit and be decisive and they will likely spare your life. If you're not, don't be surprised to go home with a broken foot (which has happened to this local in question - twice).

in the death wish taxi, Mumbai

Beggars. In terms of the poverty, there is a lot of it about, but most of the poor have a great sense of pride and would rather sell you something or offer a service than beg for money. That said, you will likely get a street urchin holding an almost-newborn tapping at your taxi window when it gets stuck in traffic at some point.

I was told by the locals that most of these kids work in gangs and have to take the money they earn back to their pimps - for want of a better word - and to not give money to them as it encourages the set-up. If you do feel you would like to do something, it's better to buy them some food and give them that instead.

Getting around in Goa. There isn't much in the way of public transport in Goa, so you can only really get around by taxi (much more expensive than in Mumbai) or by hiring your own transport.

There aren't really pavements or too much street lighting amongst the narrow and winding roads between villages, so it's not much of a walk-around place either. If you want to explore, you could risk the roads and rent a moped or car, but I'd advise getting a bicylcle and cruising along the beaches instead, which I saw a few people do. The driving here isn't much better than Mumbai, and as in the capital, don't expect working seatbelts in the cars.

Highlight / Lowlight

Highlight Surviving one particular fifty minute taxi journey to Bandra in Mumbai. In a car with no seatbelts and a driver with what can only be described as a suicide mission. Prayers were said; I'm not religious.

Lowlight A meal at Susegado Restaurant in The Leela Hotel in Goa. It took an hour for any food to arrive, it came wrong, cold and dry, they didn't have yoghurt (you serve Indian food - what?!), and it took three attempts to take a payment. Mostly a lowlight because it was Christmas Day, and Fisherman's Wharf was just next door at a quarter of the price, four times as good, but they were fully booked.

Next week

Fly to Bangalore which is acting as a quick stopover for one night before we move on to Mysore, where we'll be for a few days including New Year's.

Postcards

market scene, Mumbai

flour shop, Mumbai

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street food vendor, Mumbai

Chowpatty Beach, Mumbai

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Crawford Market, Mumbai

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reclining on the 'fornicator' chairs at the Ripon Club, Mumbai

the Ripon Club, Mumbai

the Gateway of India, Mumbai

before ploughing into the vada pav, Mumbai

Cavelossim Beach, South Goa

Saturday, 27 December 2014

INDIA: Review of Citadines Richmond Bangalore

In a nutshell

Private serviced residences along the greenest expanse of Bangalore’s Central Business District, making it feel like you live there rather than just temporarily staying.

Where is it?

It's located close to the city's Central Business District and mostly aimed at business travellers, although it suits those pursuing leisure just as well.

It's around a one hour drive from the airport, 20 minutes from Bangalore City railway station and 15 minutes from Bangalore Cantonment railway station.

The property has its own fleet of cars for pick-ups, with working seatbelts and safe drivers, which is a novelty in India, let me tell you.

Style and character

It looks exactly like an apartment block, with a handsome spiral staircase joining the floors. The units are contemporary and made to feel like a home away from home, which is exactly what you need when you've been on the road for a long time - I can imagine people spend quite a bit of time in them.

Each apartment comes with a fully-equipped kitchen and wifi (although this is a bit intermittent - see below). There's also a swimming pool, business centre and gym on the roof.

What's unique?

There's a nicely done rooftop lounge and yoga deck should you fancy getting your zen on before breakfast.

Who goes?

At breakfast we saw a Japanese couple, a Middle Eastern family, a couple of men eating on their own (possibly on a business trip), and a larger family of three generations. Renting an apartment rather than several hotel rooms when there's a lot of you travelling together makes perfect sense to save money.

Breakfast

There are a lot of rooms, but there weren't that many at breakfast - likely because the majority make the most of the kitchen facilities in their apartments. Perhaps, because of this, the offering is modest but adequate.

Hot foods include typical Indian breakfast items such as idly, sambar, lentil donuts, chutneys, rice and vegetable korma, and also baked beans and potato wedges. There are some cereals, bread, pastries, cut fruit, sandwiches and salad items.

Do make use of the omelette guy outside who makes them to order - tasty little things with tomatoes, coriander, onions, and sliced up hot birds eye chillies.

There's seating both inside and out for breakfast, with the latter being alongside the small but nicely done swimming pool.

Service

It feels as though customer service is important to this chain, with little touches like notes dotted around asking for feedback (as did the lady on reception when we checked out), a card signed by the person who made up our apartment, and very welcoming and smiley staff at breakfast.

Liked lots / liked less

The apartment format as whole is great. Having a living room means you get much needed time away from whoever you might be travelling with, and don't have to work on a bed. Each apartment comes with a rather hefty restaurant directory which allows food delivery direct to your hotel room - very handy when you've checked in late because of a delayed flight and are hankering for a mutton biriyani.

A daily wifi password is required for every device you wish to connect. These are easily obtainable from reception, but it's a bit annoying when you realise you forgot about the second mobile. Also the wifi wasn't very consistent, with intermittent connectivity.

Price point

Prices from around £46 a night for a studio to £105 for a two bedroom apartment, inclusive of breakfast.

Contact

No. 1, Langford Garden, Richmond Road, 560001 Bangalore, India
+91 80 7100 0001
Website
@Ascott_Ltd

Note: I stayed as a guest of this hotel.
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Monday, 22 December 2014

INDIA: Review of Palladium Hotel Mumbai

In a nutshell

A five star luxury property recently awarded runner up at the Condé Nast Reader’s Choice Awards 2014 ‘Best Leisure Hotel 2014’. It stands as the country’s tallest hotel building, boasting 296 of the largest hotel rooms (45 sq mt) you'll find in Mumbai, along with several restaurants, a luxurious spa and a slick health club.

Where is it?

Located in what is considered to be the heart of the city - the residential and corporate hub of Lower Parel - it adjoins the very polished High Street Phoenix shopping mall housing both mid-range and high end international brands that wouldn't be out of place on London's Bond Street.

It sits between the city’s two main commercial areas – Nariman Point & Bandra Kurla Complex - and is around fifty minutes from the international airport.

Style and character

The rooms are a mix of classic and contemporary décor, designed with Indian tikri work specially commissioned from craftsmen of Rajasthan. There's a big lobby with a piano lounge and grand marble staircase leading up to a restaurant at the mezzanine level where breakfast is held.

There is a palm tree-fringed infinity pool with a sunken lounge are and private cabanas, should you fancy a serene dip whilst overlooking the chaotic concrete city below. The spa and health floor is particularly well designed.

What's unique?

It's the country's tallest hotel and because of this, boasts some rather splendid and hard-to-come-by views of Mumbai and the Arabian Sea.

They've positioned their EXO nightclub a good way up, meaning it boasts the title of the country's highest. The floor to ceiling windows are a great frame for the twinkling cityscape below.

Who goes?

The majority of the people staying were tourists from the rest of India or from the sub-continent, but that seems to be my experience across the country so far. Mostly well-to-do families and couples. There were Westerners present, but not many.

Breakfast

Held in the Seven Kitchens restaurant - which won the Times Food & Nightlife Award 2014 as Best All Day - it's a large space offering international breakfast dishes including dim sum, noodles, cold cuts and cheeses, grilled meats, Indian, continental and so on - it does well at catering for all tastes.

There are also 'live stations' making things to order, such as dosas, waffles and omeletes. They even have an ice cream counter - you'll be surprised by how much you might fancy one after eating hot chutneys at eight in the morning.

It's worth noting that the breakfast closing time of 10.30 means that's when they actually start packing the food away, rather than it being the time of last entry, as in most other hotels. You'll notice people on their first night waltzing in at 10.28 and then making a mad dash for food once they realise they only have a couple of minutes to grab what they can.

Do ask one of the serving staff for masala chai if you fancy it and they'll happily bring you some, as it's not on display.

As in most hotels, bottled water is extra at breakfast but they do provide drinking water which is filtered tap water. I've had it, everyone else has it, and it seems to be fine.

Service

Everyone can speak a good level of English. You'll actually notice this across the country as a whole - people in India will often converse in a mix of whatever local language they speak, and English. The staff were very courteous, patient and accessible, always saying hello when walking past you. They also manage to cater to every whim of what I've noticed can be quite demanding Indian customers.

Nice touches include the Indian Times delivered in a bag and hung on your door handle each morning for free and daily fresh fruit in the room. The concierge was also great at getting us a local sim card, even calling up the phone company to activate it for us.

Liked lots / liked less

Being able to get that high above the city is impressive. It also provides great views of the birds of prey that circle the skies, some of which swoop quite close to the windows. For a bird fanatic like me, that was pretty cool.

The bathroom was an odd layout. There were open hatchets on either side of the mirror which made closing the door of the bathroom pointless; it was still possible to see inside, and hear anything that might be going on. Fine if you're a close couple, but if that's the format in twin rooms too, I'm not sure it's a good one.

Pricepoint

Prices from around £200 a night with breakfast for a room with a city view.

Contact

462, Senapti Bapat Marg, Lower Parel, Mumbai - 400013
+91 (22) 6162 8000
www.palladiumhotel.in
@stayatpalladium

Note: I stayed as a guest of the hotel.

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Sunday, 21 December 2014

Week 0: Gone travelling. London - see you in nine months

Anyone who’s known me long enough will know that I’ve been looking forward to this week since, what feels like, the dawn of time.

I write this post in the Heathrow lounge. Tonight, the other half and I get on a plane to another country and we won’t return to this one again until September next year. In other words, we're going travelling.

FINALLY. For so long, this date was still 18 months away, still a year away, still six months away. Now it is finally actually really here. This thing that I’ve been planning for two years, that I have a gargantuan spreadsheet for that would crash most computers, is happening today.

On the note of planning, I’ve really gone for it. The spreadsheet I speak of has a row for each day of the circa nine months we will be away. What started off as a simple budgeting tool has grown into a colour-coded, multi-layered, multi-columned behemoth. It is the life of two people for most of the next year in cell form. If Google ever goes down, we’re screwed (that can’t happen, right?).

I am acutely aware that at some point, at least once, things won’t go ‘according to plan’. But I had to occupy myself with something for those last few months I was at my previous job and hating it, and having a spreadsheet open is pretty good at making it look like you’re doing work.

The longest I’ve been out of the country at any one time has been three weeks. I’ve only ever visited three places outside Europe (Japan, Sri Lanka, New York), and it took me a year to convince the other half that he also wanted to go (and by convince I mean ground down, with repeated “well I’m going with or without you”. He couldn’t exactly let me go on my own. So he did eventually give in. I think now he is finally excited).

To say neither myself nor my boyfriend have ever done anything like this before is spot on.

In terms of the route, and all things going well, it should go something like this:

That is India, Taipei, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysia, Melbourne, New Zealand, Hawaii, USA, Mexico, Canada, China. The common denominator is the food. These are all countries I’ve been desperate to try the local cuisine in. That, or there are some serious landscapes and volcanic activity to get weak at the knees over.

I can’t say I’m looking forward to living out of a bag for all that time. I also fully expect the plug to be pulled on my guts at some point; I have an A4 sized ziplock bag stuffed with immodium. No doubt we’ll lose something important, get on the wrong train, be conned out of a few bob, and the rest.

But I suspect these blips will be outweighed by all the good stuff: meeting new and lovely people, seeing incredible things, eating sensational food. I’m also really looking forward to the more mundane things, like not having to do any washing up, change bed sheets, or hoover for nine months. Each big wins in their own right.

So that it doesn’t sound like I’m on one massive jolly (which lets be honest, this is), I’ve given myself some writing commitments. In terms of the blog and keeping those who are interested up to date, I will be writing a weekly post, published on a Sunday, that will cover the week just gone.

It will be brief and formulaic (I don’t want to bore), covering things like, my favourite meal, something I’ve learnt, an insider tip, photos, and so on. Also expect some hotel and restaurant reviews, and whenever time permits, I’ll try to write some more feature-type stuff. Sunset and palm tree shots will be kept to a minimum, but if I do become insufferable, I expect someone to tell me.

In between the blog posts, I will be active on social media, the two main ones being Twitter (@LeyLaLaa) and Instagram (thecutlerychronicles).

Right now, here in the lounge, it hasn’t really sunk in. Whilst we’ve packed up the house, drained the water tank for the first time since we moved in, and given everything worth anything to our parents (so if a scallywag does break in, the most expensive thing to steal is the toaster), it just feels like we’re going on a normal holiday.

I’m going to miss this city - I'm already looking forward to the time I see it again. By the time we get back, I believe the London Underground will be running a 24 hour service. Which means no more extortionate 2am Uber fares home.

Which is just as well, because I’m going to be severely broke.

Friends, family and London, we will miss you. See you in a few X

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Week 2: INDIA - Bangalore → Mysore → Wayanad
Week 3: INDIA - Kochi → Allepey → Kollam → Madurai
Week 4: INDIA - Pondicherry → Chennai → Mumbai

Week 5: INDIA - Varanasi → Udaipur → Jaipur → Delhi
Week 6: TAIWAN - Taipei
Week 7: CHINA & VIETNAM - Hong Kong → Hanoi
Week 8: VIETNAM - Sapa → Hanoi → Ha Long Bay → Hanoi

Week 9: VIETNAM - Hue → Hoi An
Week 10: VIETNAM - 6 day / 5 night motorbike tour from Hoi An to Da Lat
Week 11: VIETNAM - Da Lat → Nha Trang
Week 12: VIETNAM - HCMC → Mekong Delta → HCMC

Week 13: CAMBODIA - Siem Reap (and Angkor Wat) → Phnom Penh
Week 14: CAMBODIA - Sihanoukville & Koh Rong Samloem Island
Week 15: CAMBODIA - Kep
Week 16: THAILAND - Chiang Mai

Week 17: THAILAND - Songkran Festival in Mae Rim & Chiang Mai
Week 18: THAILAND - Bangkok → Koh Phangan
Week 19: THAILAND - Bangkok
Week 20: MALAYSIA - Penang → Borneo

Week 21: AUSTRALIA - Melbourne
Week 22: NEW ZEALAND - Auckland → Rotorua → Turangi → Whanganui
Week 23: NEW ZEALAND - Wellington → Nelson Lakes → Hanmer Springs → Christchurch
Week 24: NEW ZEALAND - Lake Tekapo → Mount Cook → Queenstown → Milford Sound

Week 25: NEW ZEALAND & USA - Queenstown → Hawaii
Week 26: USA - Hawaii (Big Island) → San Francisco (Oakland)
Week 27: USA - San Francisco
Week 28: USA - Los Angeles

Week 29: MEXICO - Mexico City
Week 30: MEXICO - Oaxaca
Week 31: MEXICO - Mérida (plus Uxmal and Kabah)
Week 32: MEXICO - Tulum (plus Sian Ka'an Nature Reserve)

Week 33: USA - Postcards from Washing DC & Cape Cod
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Sunday, 28 December 2014

Week 1: INDIA - Mumbai → Goa

Saturday, 27 December 2014

INDIA: Review of Citadines Richmond Bangalore

Monday, 22 December 2014

INDIA: Review of Palladium Hotel Mumbai

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Week 0: Gone travelling. London - see you in nine months

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